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A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.
My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.
The first thing you do in a new Minecraft world
World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END
> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine
The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.
"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!
a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
you know what, you are a lemon squeeze tree
a blow job in a tree. also, the cum is now tree-jaculation.
my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!