S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying

he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

56👍 4👎

I wouldn't shit on him if he was on fire

The expression, "I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire" suggests a very strong hatred for an individual. Often when it is used, someone who hates the person even more comes back with "I wouldn't shit on him if he was on fire", thinking this takes the hate level a step further.

However they are mistaken. Shit, poop or jobbies wouldn't help put the fire out (unlike piss) so in fact by shitting on someone who is on fire you are adding insult to injury, as well as creating a more interesting incident scene for the fire department investigators.

It's important if you are taking a dump on an on-fire person not to let any bits of wee-wee come out as this might put the fire out. Also try to poop from a safe height to avoid charring your back-bottom or your dangly bits/front-bottom. You might also want to try to squeeze it slowly so that the on-fire person can see it coming out and have that as their final vision of life.

Andrew: "That Tony is a complete arsehole: I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire"

Gary: "Fuck, I wouldn't shit on him if he was on fire"

Andrew: "Actually I would: I'd drop a big chocolate Mr Whippy right on his face. I'd also stuff his pockets with newspaper soaked in gasoline. Bastard."

38👍 4👎

he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

32👍 3👎

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

111👍 20👎

Did he die? / Did she die?

A stupid and annoying internet meme, usually found in the comments of a Youtube video of a funny accident etc.

Most commonly, in the comments of Failblog.org's FAIL videos posted on Youtube.

"Did he die? / Did she die?" in action:

*Video of a person slipping on a banana peel in front of a crowd. Then getting up and walking away embarassed.*

Comments:

-1-
A: Did he/she die?
B: Ye he died right after the vid stopped LOL...

-2-
A: That guy died...
B: Wha? No way... Really???
A: Jonas Brothers say yes OMGLOL!!! :D:D:D

81👍 15👎

He came out with his shame out.

This phrase was developed from the 'Rock out with your cock out' genre.

It refers to 'The Walk of Shame' which people do early in the morning trying to avoid being seen returning home from a drunken or regretted sex session the previous night.

1- "Look dude there's Steven!"
2- "Haha! This is the reason I stay up all night smoking and drinking coffee - to catch people doing the walk of shame!"
1- "He came out with his shame out."

13👍 1👎

you know he had to do it to em

when a white guy from florida decides to hit all his viewers with his “swagger” with a majestic pose holding his knuckles and finding a way into your girl’s heart

can be also used as a compliment on someone’s picture or as an insult (you can never really tell it apart though)

A: yo did you see that kid’s post from florida where he lookin fly as balls?

B: yeah man, you know he had to do it to em