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An inappropriate Cartoon Network show about the child of a man who screws with his niece: so their child’s paternal uncle and maternal grandfather are the same person.
Uncle Grandpa? Yuck! Who’s promoting this kind of incest to little kids??
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To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.
I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.
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That guy that always try’s to transfer you his collection of gold bars.
Man that fucking Nigerian uncle stoke all my fucking gold bars. FUCK MAN!!
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When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.
Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
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A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.
Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.
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An Aussie who drinks beer really fuckin' fast.
Person #1: What are you doing?
Person #2: Just doing an Uncle Sink.
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Sexy uncle who keeps kids in his basement. He owns a sex dungeon and loves to bring kids into it.
Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.
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