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Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.
"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"
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When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I during the parade today. ⁉️🦄🏳️ 🌈
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When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
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Slang for semen used within the gay community.
Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!
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Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.
If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn
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“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!
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The act of a man tucking his erect peins between his leggs and bennding over.
Sam needed to hide his boner, so he attempeed a butt unicorn.
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