Weed Whacked

No easier way to put it other than getting busted smoking, selling, possessing or cultivating weed.

Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."

Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"

Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"

Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."

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Weed Snob

A person who will only take the first hit of a bowl and will never smoke already burnt weed.

Nah you finish it I'll pack another said the weed snob

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weed snagers

people that go into a house of a guy thats growing weed and steals his weed.

Those fucking weed snagers have done it again

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Speed weed

It's like a sprint, but you're smoking weed super fast.

-"Hey man where's all the weed?"
-"Sorry dude I smoked it all, I was speed weeding"
-"Duuuuude"

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Kali Weed

Exclusive Weed that has been grown in Kalrath a german metropole. It's said to be the best weed you can get in Germany.

Man that kali weed made me watch Naruto all night.

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Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians

I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.

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legal weed

my wish

i wish there was legal weed

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