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worrisome week

The three days before and the three days after your female companion, either former or present, is supposed to start her period. It is referred to as worrisome because during this time period, if she does not begin her period, then she is pregnant with your unwanted child and you are now screwed.

Jim: "Jill is suppose to start her period in three days."

Fred: "ahhh. The beginning of the worrisome week!"

by 4pm February 10, 2011


White girl of the week

Wesley Nance

He is this week’s white girl of the week!

by BobBait March 9, 2021


bambi week

getting a few or no shifts at work which automatically leads to being broke ass or bored to hell

Damn it, I saw the schedule this morning and I'm gonna have a bambi week!

by bambi b March 27, 2009


Basic conditioning week

That week everyone goes through every quarter. All test, quizzes, homework, and project come at you all at once. Mental breakdown week.

It’s basic conditioning week FML

by Randomxo November 28, 2019


One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012


Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.

Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!

by TheFiend138 April 30, 2019


Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 16, 2023