Wet the Lettuce

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

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Wet vag

When your vag is wet

Person 1: Her vagina is moist

Person 2: it's called a wet vag

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wet mop

a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.

a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he assumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.

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Booty Wet

Getting one's booty wet can be accomplished in many ways:
1.) Having Sex
2.) Accomplishing a goal
3.) Getting Drunk or High (partying)
4.) Tea bagging an opponent in an online game.

"I saw you with them chicks last night... get your booty wet?"
"Mayne, I drank so much last night my booty was practically dripping wet."

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All Wet

being wrong, disagreement

Baller 1: we're gonna beat you in basketbal today.
Baller 2: you're ALL WET, were gonna take you down.

1: how does this look on me?
2: That's ALL WET, that hat doesn't match that shirt.

stealing from your grandma purse is ALL WET

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wet

obsessed about soemthing.

Your wet off that girl's picture.

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wet ass

A person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. A contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. Someone who "1ups" positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.

God damnit Dave, quit being a wet ass!

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