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She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.
Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”
Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)
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Yeat is a suburban rapper. Why cant yeat say the n word? Multiple black people gave him the n word pass.
Guy 1: Yo, do you know Why doesnt yeat say the n word
Guy 2: Idk but we all know yeat is a pushing p twizzy thats in the tonka and his money is big!
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Sarah is such a cool person that when you see her you can't resist opening your mouth and say: "Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?"
Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?
Wow! Sarah why you look so cool dude?
Dude wow?! Sarah why you look so cool
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This is usually said right before a noxious cloud a rectum bile is inserted into the world as we know it (probably in Tokyo most likely) just before the victim of this bariatric monstrosity of a man-baby SHITS all over you till you disintegrate into actual dust. followed by this you transcend into a world where you meet your dead wife who was brutally stepped on buy the man-baby prior to you tasting his anal gasses that actually fucking killed you. PS sorry bro :)
Husband of wife who was stepped on: "NOOOOO! GOD! TELL HER I LOVED HER!!!"
Man-Baby: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?!"
Fart: BRRRRFFFFFFTTT
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
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Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.
Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?