How Clean is your House?

A TV show where two women go to peoples' shitholes of houses and clean them.

I'm not talking about houses that just need a bit of dusting and hoovering. I'm talking about houses festering with bugs, houses with carpets that haven't been hovered for years, houses that are filthy and full of shit.

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How's that working out for you?

A sarcastic phrase used when you can tell that things may not be going according to plan for the person you are speaking with.

JT: "Ow! Damn it. Do we have bandages? And sterile gauze?"

Meg: "What on earth are you doing?"

JT: "Unloading the knives from the dishwasher."

Meg: "Huh. How's that working out for you?"

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How ya like that sucka

A slightly more inslulting substitute for How ya like me now. Should be pronouned with a slight pause between that and sucka with primary accent on that, secondary accent on suck.

How ya like that sucka!

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how-ya-going

word used as substitute for pretty much whatever word the speaker wishes. Of Australian origin.

"hey, pass me that ho-ya-going"
"so, anyway i was down at the how-ya-going to get some booze, when who walks in but Bert Newtown}"

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How to kill yourself

hey...please don't search this up...life can be bad but i will always be there for you, i will never give up on you, i love you so much, your life is the most precious thing in the entire universe, you are amazing in every way,

I'm here, i care for you, no matter what, no matter who you are, i will love you forever

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I will always be right by your side
you're never alone
Please dont google How to kill yourself
you're so special to me

i love you <3

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gordie howe hat trick

In ice hockey .....

a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.

in a relationship .....

a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event

man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night

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How About Them Dodgers

Phrase used when a conversation takes an awkward turn or for very awkward silences.

"I love to torture turtles"!
"- - - - oh so uhm. How about them dodgers?"