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oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023


I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?

Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023


I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it

Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt

by El Bingus June 20, 2023


I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021


I am good on you

You won! I am good on you. I am not investing anymore time in this situation/ situation-ship/relationship…you played yourself

Let’s talk about the situation?

I am Good on you. You tired it!

by I am Good on you September 9, 2023


I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022


this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 29, 2020