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A fucking eight year old with an annoying voice who thinks he makes good videos.
Hey, did you hear about that awful FIFA Wizard video?
A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.
Also often seen smoking crack.
Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?
A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok
Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.
Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.
hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard
"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."