When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.
"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.
A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.
Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.
In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
Shit Wizards do.
Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.
Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.
Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"
"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"