The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one
"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best
The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"
A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her
Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.
Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him
The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out
When somebody on that bullshit.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
yo ass on that nanny wood
When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation
Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat