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Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.
Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.
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A non-existant entity. Every being of the female biological function packs her pants.
When I was in New York I tried to find a nice New York Girl, but everytime I got her pants off she had a dong strapped to her.
A definate penis envy species; the New York Girl.
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Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
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The only NFL fans who actively hate their team. Don’t bully a Jets fan that’s just mean
Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay
when a woman wraps her legs around your neck while naked, giving you a warm sensation on your neck. After which you turn your head around and eat her out.
Jacob: What did you do with Jessica last night after everyone left the party?
Steve: She gave me a New York Neck Pillow, it was great!
anytime your so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box.
hey, you, come get your new york style taco.
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To be anti-gun and or afraid of firearms. gun shy communist yankee liberal anti-gunner
"why can't she go shooting with us?"
"her mom has a New York Mentality."
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