Banana Child

The result of banana sex...

Child: Why am i yellow mummy?
mother: You are a banana child... duh!!

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Adult child

Someone who is an adult (over 18) but still displays child-like features and characteristics. They feel as if they still are a child and don't want to grow up yet, spirit wise.

Johnathan and Samantha would rather play video games and go go-kart racing than go on sit-down dates at fancy restaurants. Thus, they are adult children.

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Yakuza child

Any asian (or appearing to be asian) person under the age of eighteen.

Hey look at those yakuza children eating their rice.

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Honey Child

Very impressive dancer that sticks her hips out and moves her hands in a wavey fashion. President of lleeeepppwear, deputy officer, and is martaline's sidekick. Sexual, beautiful,amazing singer, enjoys locking the elderly in her basement and using them for dance routines .{married to flicka}

"Hey Honey Child is that you?" - martaline
"yes i was teaching the elderly to dance marsha" - honey child

13👍 32👎

Child Predator

Hannah Robertson

Hannah Robertson is the real definition of “child predator”

5👍 10👎

Middle child

You are the mistake in the family. It’s because your disgusting mf ass dad thought it would be a great idea to skip the condom and then he decided not to fucking pull out because he is a deusch bag! And then your mom thought you looked cute and decided to have sex again and ASKED for another kid.

The middle child is the most annoying and can get away with any shit possible because no one recognizes them!

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Child Abuse

It’s a child being abused

It’s a child being abused (child abuse)

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