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An annoying teacher named ms scott.
teacher: do your work!
Student :"Fuck off scott"
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a phrase commonly used as a response to ANYHING anyone says. Useful for avoiding awkward situations. (keep in mind, that after saying 'yea eh scott', running away is a good idea, but optional)
"bang me?" ".. yeah eh scott?" *runs away*
Yea eh scott?
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Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.
I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"
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used when somebody is being exceptionally stupid.
scott: yo, ya mum
jon: how bout no scott
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A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.
Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?
Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.
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The most bang for your buck in the worlds history. With the Travis Scott Meal a mediocre man can eat like a king in medevil times. It doesnt discriminate as it is meant to be eaten and enjoyed by every man, woman and child regardless of race, creed, or gender. We as humans don't realise just how lucky we are for its existence. We can only attempt to understand its creation and any other food is truly lost in the sauce.
My girlfriend left me for a Travis Scott Meal.
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1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"
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