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when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle
when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.
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After you bust your nut in the girls mouth you grab the skin on her throat and pull causing her to gurgle.
Make sure you take your dick out of her mouth before a turkey gurgle.
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A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.
That high five was full turkey!
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When you feast on a girl, then feed her your cock before stuffing it in her.
I gave my lady the reverse turkey last night.
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When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.
When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit
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Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
How much do you make as a turkey turner?
Not much.
Not much at all.
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Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.
A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.
"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)
"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)
"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"
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