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The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle
Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure
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Someone who has gross looking feet.
"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"
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A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.
Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
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A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.
Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.
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Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
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1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
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A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.
Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
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