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To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.
Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.
Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
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Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.
Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...
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When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.
Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.
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A waffle fry (specifically from Chick fil A) with the skin left on.
Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?
Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.
Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.
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1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
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A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.
Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
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