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You bring a fattie home from the bar and while you are having doggystyle sex with her, you whisper, "you are the fattest, most disgusting thing I have ever seen." Then you try and hold on long enough to blow your load.
I heard steve ride the bull last night and that bitch went crazy.
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a stolen 95' honda accord used for joyriding, and comin up.
GUY 1: "how the fuck we gonna get back to renton nigga, the buses aint runnin this late"
GUY 2: "dont trip nigga i got the jiggle keys, we'll just get a g ride"
GUY 1: "oh yup"
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A game created by thespians at Roosevelt Highschool in Des Moines, Iowa. It has been passed down multiple times, but they were the real creators.
A group of ten+ people stand in a circle while a few people go around in an inside circle pretending to ride a pony while singing a song.
The song goes like this:
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony
This is how we ride
Then, the inside circle stops on whatever person the "this is how we ride" ended at, and dances. That portion of the song goes:
Front to front to front my pony
back to back to back my pony
side to side to side my pony
This is how we ride,
The people dancing then switch places with the person they were dancing with, and they then become the inside circle, then repeat.
Amazing game, for shizzle.
Kirsten: Let's play ride that pony
Bob: Heck yahhh, go Thespian games!
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Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.
"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."
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When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.
Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.
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When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."
Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.
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1.noun. *Philosophy* - doctrine that advocates Riding -addressing perceived threats or slights with immediate physical confrontation and or reprisal to a degree greater than the original injustice, at *any* cost, since no cost is greater than death. To not address such threats with such speed or intensity is to die in that 1) Once the person or group or whoever threatened/slighted/dishonored/beat you, your friends or your community finds out that you or your group is hesitating in its self defense ('soft'), he or his group will take advantage of your weakness, making life worse, possibly unbearable. This is to be guarded against with unending vigilance. Think Live Free or Die. 2) For ride or die adherents, to be without honor is to be without life. As Joseph Addison once said, "Better to die 10,000 deaths than wound my honour.
2. Positive description of fraternal or romantic relationship partner(s) by virtue of one's willingness and commitment to do anything for them (represented by the word Ride), no matter the cost, and therefore to be stoppable only by death as represented by the word Die.
def 1. You are invited to a weekend party and told to bring friends. One of the friends you bring wears a shirt emblazoned with your school logo. The party you're going to is mostly attended by your school's main athletics competition. At the party, someone from that school delivers a severe beating to your innocent friend with the shirt just because of the shirt. By Monday, before lunch, ride-or-die adherents have a plan to punish the person who hurt your friend with damage and pain substantially but not grossly greater than he inflicted. At lunch, they do it. That is to ride. To not do it, to do anything but take care of it immediately, when all that matters is doing just that, is to die.
That is Ride or Die.
def 2. You love your romantic partner; if she needs something, you get it. The only way you could possibly not get it is when you die. So you Ride or Die.
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