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The act of pouring cocaine into your girlfriends vagina and then having sex with her . The resulting concoction will resemble that of a snow storm.
Hey man, how was it last night? Man me and my girl had an Alabama Snow Storm.
An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.
What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!
When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole
I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers
Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.
I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.