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A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
The act of shoving a handful of snow into your partners orifice before following up with your penis.
"The man I was with last night Alaskan Barebacked me."
A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus
Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏
Texting a girl “I can give you The Clap” in a flirty way and when you finish inside of her yell “I HAVE GONORRHEA!” But you really don’t
Yamari: “Yo I just gave this bad bitch an Alaskan Powerpull.”
Josh: “Woah no way! Totally tubular brodie!”
When you stick ice cubes up your girfriends butt surfing intercourse and then take a picture and send it to Dave to prove you did it.
Corey gave his wife an Alaskan Adrian and she was super pissed
When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.
Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?