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An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
The act of shoving a handful of snow into your partners orifice before following up with your penis.
"The man I was with last night Alaskan Barebacked me."
When you stick ice cubes up your girfriends butt surfing intercourse and then take a picture and send it to Dave to prove you did it.
Corey gave his wife an Alaskan Adrian and she was super pissed
When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.
I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.
A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
A man who finds pleasure in a women farting during anal.
Johnny is a such an Alaskan Gutterskunk. Amy farted and he didn’t last 10 more seconds.
A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus
Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏