National Send your gf neckpics day!
Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!
National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3
Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”
And then you smack the hell out of them <3
April 22 is national let’s get turnt day . Grab your fake ID and the car keys because it’s about to get lit .
Abby:Let’s follow @hello_lemon_man on TikTok
Emma :why
Abby :it’s April 22
Slap-Hunter-Day
On "Slap-Hunter-Day" you must slap a person whose name is hunter.
It begins on 21th April
In the entire month both men and women mustn't have sex, though masterbation is allowed
Sarah: You DTF tonight?
Jack: Nah it's Abstinence April.
National touch hands or hugging day.
Yo go hug your girl its april 16
National lose your virginity day! If ur a virgin go out and fuck your girlfriend.
Guy: its april 28 we have to fuck
Girl: but why
Guy: april 28 is national lose your virginity