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When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.
yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.
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To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.
This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.
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Definition: let's get this party goin'!
"hey joe"
"yeah bob?"
"i got da hook ups wit sum dank."
"Bring it around town!"
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Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies
Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.
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The act of reaching behind one's self to manually grab another's penis in order to help guide it's insertion into one's own anus.
Just to let you know that my heart's in the right place, Bubba's gonna let YOU have the reach around!
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roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.
I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.
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An expression to use when either someone has took a long route or when someone has took a long time to get somewhere.
It originated from the Midlands and is used due to the extreme size of a local hill called the Wrekin that is a popular hiking location
“We went all around the Wrekin to get here!” Or “Oh for god sake don’t go all around the Wrekin!”