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When your just above middle class and you think your rich
Woo they must be dishwasher rich acting like that
Fucking rich is someone who have more money than Aleks Ivanchev, The Top G (worth 350Million $)
"Its so easy to get rich if you're not lazy, stupid or arrogant"
Don't be a brokie"
“Aleks Ivanchev”
He's just fucking rich, driving around in his Rolls-Royce like it's nothing.
Aleks Ivanchev (one of the wealthiest people in Bulgaria)
Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.
Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.
Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.
Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!
A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???
Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”
Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets
I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich
When a golden hearted and altruistic action starts an absolute dumpster fire for the person it was intended to help; while the person who initiated the action walks away unscathed.
Man we totally just got riched.
He was trying to help me but I totally got riched and missed my flight.
Rich was trying to help me change my tires but he totally riched me a sheared my lugs.
to have jizzed in your pants, typically instantly.
That girl just stretched and I riched everywhere!