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1:Asians are so weird
2:You mean that noodle mexican
1:Yeah
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A chink. A gook. A zipper face. That smart kid you make fun of and get your math Homework from.
I’m ashan is must like meths
Shut up you goddamn chink lookin Asian ass
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An unseasonably warm winter. It's like Spring came early. Like an Indian Summer (warm autumn).
"What a beautiful Asian Spring we are having on this February day!"
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A black kid that thinks he is asian.
Look at that black boy he thinks he is a asian-dennis.
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This is an asian that was born in asia, but was then adopted by americans. When seeing a fa-asian you first see that they're asian.
Stereotypes that come to mind
1. Straight A's
2. Uber smart
3. Obsessed with gaming
The truth
1. Super athletic and involved
2. An average student
3. Really hot girls
Stereotypes that mix with truth
1. Small penises
2. Amazing at break dancing
3. Love techno and trance
4. Short (generally, some are average)
white guy- hey, why is that asian kid in our algebra class?
white girl- he's a fa-asian, he doesn't have to be smart.
white guy- ohhhhh, i see.
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So a lot of the asian parent definitions are actually really really extreme ones. Asian parents will hit/whip you with chopsticks or belts when you're young but will probably stop when you get into middle school. They definitely hate any mark under a 90 cause you need 90s to get into good universities. they'll sign you up for a lot of extracurriculars when you are young so you'll be ahead of the class, though things like piano class or art class will tend to die down once you get to high school because it's "not important anymore." they will compare you to others which does lower your self esteem but they also have some reasoning inside of them as well. they will let you go out with your friends, they'll let you get a boyfriend if you're in your last few years of high school, and they actually do care and try to empathize with you if you're seriously bawling your eyes out.
That's my definition of a moderate asian parent
Asian parents aren't that strict you know.
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A very angry asian person. Often shortened to RA.
"Holy shit, Chov is such a Rabid Asian. He just threw a milk carton at me!"
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