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A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.
"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"
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Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.
"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"
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Josh Zerkka to Behzinga: 'i'm like on the 24th day of November of this year I shall scran ass once again!'
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When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.
Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.
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toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass
When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!
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when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.
Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"
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(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.
"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"
(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)
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