Brap attack

an insult.

blad she is such a brap attack!

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hot attack

When someone gets sooo sexually excited by a commercial, video, movie, ad, etc... that they have an involuntary explosion of yelling about how hot it is, etc...

Anthony has a "hot attack" everytime the "Green Lantern" trailer comes on TV.

My husband has a "hot attack" everytime he sees Sofia Vergara.

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Back Attack

When a person walking in front of you appears to be super hot, but then they stop to turn around their face is butt ugly.

Dog check out that dime piece with the midrift and mini skirt up ahead, yeah lookin pretty hot. Oh wait she's turning around... Aweee, Back Attack!

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Attack on Titan

The only show where plot armor doesn't exist

Have you seen the latest episode of Attack on Titan yet?

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whack and attack

To hit the lips of a closed vagina with your cock, then insert and essentially attack the vagina.

Man, i sure did whack and attack last night and my cock is sore!!!

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Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

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Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

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