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To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.
A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong
Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.
One who enjoys same sexual relationships.
Paul is such a bacon flipper.
Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
This is a statement like Jumbo Shrimp or Military Intelligence.
Should I throw out the extra Bacon?