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the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her
“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”
but i have to include-baked bean <3
Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
Similar to making out, but the next step of passion stronger. Not going all the way.
"With other guys it was just making out; but with him, we definetely
"bake-out".
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when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one
man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.
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a person who gets baked off of weed very fast and easy
Sarah is such an easy bake oven, she only had 2 tokes and shes already tripping out!
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(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.
Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.
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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.
Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?
Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.
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