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The process of numbing the asshole with an ice cube and then taking a dump.
Had chipotle the other day but I prepped my bowel with a cool runnings and didn't feel a thing!
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Just Like "Cool Beans" meaning cool, tight, awsome, groovy, sweet, ill, etc... (NO RACIAL SHIT INTENDED, JUST MENT TO BE FUNNY!!!)
Bubba: "I'm going to to walmart"
Carlos: "Cool Beaners"
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coolest guy in the world i love him so much he is like a HOT Teddy bear waiting to be cuddled!!
Best band in the world!!!!
woman 1: who is that hot guy
ME: Thats Tre i would love to fuck him!!!
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A very sexy drummer from a band called green day who took the place of ex drummer John kriftmeyer (AKA the bitch who kidnaped tre in my nightmare) after leaving for god knows what after became to be known as a very sexy ass drummer. Also you can hear him sing in Dominated Love Slave All By Myself DUI Rat Does Cheese and Rock and Roll Girlfriend. When singing Dominated love slave he makes girls swoon.
Tre Cool actually Sang dominated love slave to me so I decided to tie him up and have kinky sex with him!
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THe Frickin coolest drummer in the universe!!
So talented, always horny!
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A measure by which you define just how cool a person really is: an 11, off the chain, or un-cool: a 0 lame . You can do this when your out, just by stating a number to your best buds coolness factor 11 who get the drill. Then, the clueless person is in the darkas to wtf you are talking about...unless they think they were the univited guest at your belching contest lol... as same rating scale applies.
For Instance: There are two Robert Hunter's, if you read the following:
"Robert Hunter, lyricist for the Grateful Dead, and solo performer, whose performance is heard here, and Robert Hunter, poet, author, journalist and co-founder of GreenPeace, whose picture is shown here, are two different people. Greenpeace's Bob Hunter lived in Vancouver BC. He is shown here sailing on the Phyllis Carmack on the way to protest US nuke testing in Alaska. He died of cancer in 2005. Singer-songwriter Robert Hunter is from San Fransisco Cal., and is still alive."
- I'd, their Coolness Factor is a draw , as well as off the charts! ...an 11 ... the Urban Dictionary Definition of Draw is an off the chain co-incidence - look up UD definitions of draw, and the other words in brackets, that are already defined... and your coolness factor will increase ! some words in brackets may just not have been properly defined yet, so you can help there! lmao The more brackets with UD definitions, the higher your coolness factor - unless you plan to put your own twist on those definitions later.
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1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.
The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."
The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."
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