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When a woman cockblocks someone.
Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.
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1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.
2. Vagina.
3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."
Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"
Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
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A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.
Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.
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(n)- A large dick.
monster horse cock
James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
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The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.
'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'
'I love me some beef squatting'
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The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.
Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!
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