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What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN
I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.
when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
"Your birthday sex has been declined"
If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise
Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.
To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.
The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too
Your silver birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month
I’m turning 11 on the 11th month so November my silver birthday
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kim hongjoong of ateez but he's on famous birthdays and he looks so bad. just look up hongjoong on famous birthdays and you'll see how terrible it is.
friend: "famous birthdays hongjoong"
me: *having nightmares for the rest of my life*
The strange and unexplainable feeling of awkwardness and embarrassment that hits you around some or all of your birthdays.
Sorry I was acting weird when you gave me a birthday gift. I've got the birthday ick this year.