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A pop song performed by Michael Jackson, promoting racial integration. Largely ignored by most people, because they still insist on:
a) if they are white, calling black people "lazy niggers" and saying they're all on welfare, though President Obama doesn't appear to be, but none of them like to entertain the fact that they are being presided over by someone who - gasp! - has darker skin then they do.
b) if they are black claiming total innocence on the racist front, and responding to a remark that is racist against black people with a remark equally racist against white people
c) judging from skin color, even subconsciously, and generalizing all white people into racist assholes, even if all they did was not meet your eye in a crowded mall or whatever.
racist white person: you lazy nigger, get off welfare and maybe the economy will get better.
racist black person: shut up you racist crackerhonky!
neutral mixed person: uh, that was racist too, moron.
RBP: its payback for all the racist B.S. my grandma had to go through, pickin' cotton and all -
RWP: yeah, you should still be picking cotton, porch monkey!
RBP: - SHUT UP REDNECK!
Michael Jackson: Sha'mone, you guys, it doesn't matter if you're black or white! *grabs crotch*
*RWP, RBP, NMP, and MJ all start dancing Thriller, proving people of all races can still dance together in peace, without using a racial slur! yay us!*
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getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating
Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!
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a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland
I'll order the black angus steak please.
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When a chick has been drinking for a couple of day's, and engages in anal, looses control of her bowels, and deficates on you down to your testicles.
I bagged a drunk chick in the ass, she lost it and gave me black apples.
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A freshly caught rainbow trout used as a vibrator.
Man, I met this girl who wanted some kinky sex, so I gave her the Black Rainbow.
That prostitute only charged $20 more for letting me give her the Black Rainbow.
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A 5 pound 18 inch black dildo
Have you used the black destroyer yet?
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It means anyone who fights for equal opportunity for black people. Often associated with the civil rights movement and started in the 1860s. During reconstruction, these activists started work. Most black activists are peaceful people. Martin Luther King Jr was one. He was kickass. Unfortunate ly some people associate black activists with Jesse Jackson and his kind. They say that black activist means a black first, whitey blamer. It is a wrong notion. Most blacks in the US tolerate white people. Inter racial marriages and etiquette are shown towards white people. So do not say that black activist means a reverse racist. Very few of the black activists are vile folks.
Person 1: Yo, black activist are racists.
Person 2: No they're not. Most black activists want to live in equality with white people. Jesse Jackson doesn't speak for them all.
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