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The embrasive blowjob, was most found in the summer time.. the way he caresses the throat with his shaft so smoothly. as he mutters those sweet little lies of his lust, "oh your as sweet as the little air that's left in my throat..darling" a deep inner thought embraced me<3
I walked up to my majestic king's arms , he held me close. muttered softly into my ear he loved me. got onto my knee's his hands embracing the back of my head holding my head so closely. I love his embrasiveness <3 -embrasive blowjob-
A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.
At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??
When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.
When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.
Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!
When a woman farts on your penis.
"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.
Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."
Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"