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when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.
My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.
Not a normal hangover but one when you are so hungover, your whole body is sore. You don't know why but you know the night prior must have been awesome. You swear off alcohol and the thought of a beer makes your hangover worse. Water could never be more glorious.
Usually accompanied by a killer headache, nausea and a strong smell of smoke and vomit
"Dude last night was crazy. What the fuck happened?"
"Someone must have put a fuck ton of everclear in that tea"
"Ya your telling me, I can barely move... whole body hangover for sure"
When a person's torso and head are significantly larger and non-proportional to their arms and legs, so that the person being observed looks quite like the movie character Gru from Despicable Me.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that wierd bitch at lunch today? Her body was so un-proportional!
Guy 2: Yeah, she looked like a prime example of the Gru Body Proportion.
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A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials
In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application
or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!
High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself
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A person who is thicc around the bottom half
Guy 1: oi dude check out this bitty
Guy 2: Damn son! She's got a body like a benz
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The encompassing of all that is related to f-bodies: the camaro and the firebird ...ie the raw power, the radical styling, the ability to drop 2 seconds in the 1/4 with just bolt-ons, the social stigma, the legends, and most importantly...the knowledge that you are part of one of the greatest legacies to hit the automotive world.
"My daily driver is a f-body, my race car is a f-body, my project cars are f-bodies, my dream car is a f-body, my life revolves around f-bodies...I AM being f-body!
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Referring to one with a very large body.
Look at that Big Body Benz.
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