Being butt fucked or butt fucking under circumstances or mild objection or surprise. Derived from the sound Bret Kavanaugh's victims make just after being thrown on the bed at the moment of penetration, " bu-oof"
Bret boofed me at the party last night, but I loosened up so he'd let me breath.
When Delta’s CEO Ed Bastian has given you drinks beyond oblivion on a Delta flight and you arrive hammered as shit
Ed boofed me again, I’m drunk as shit
When something or someone is dull-witted or "unfuckwitable"
If you dont think something is cool
If an action is stupid
Christian: AY, Camden, jump down those stairs
Camden: Nah bro that shits boofed!
Black is white. Night is day. 2+2=17.34632.
When that molester Kavanaugh opened his mouth into a Devil's triangle, the world boofed and the Republicans slurped it up.
boofed is a big oof. Instead of saying oh you just got roasted you say you just got boofed and make sure to put emphasis on the boof.
Teacher: You’re ugly
Student: ...
Classmates: You just got boofed
PLAYED. Only happens to the worst... watch your back. We ready to boof #boofintime
We boofed Sabrina so hard last night and we’re just getting started.