Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

Burrito-ing

Cuddling in one big Blanket with someone like a big burrito

We should start burrito-ing

Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.

I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.

full burrito

The art of eating ass

"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"

Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”