this ain't my first rodeo

you've done something before

settle down, this ain't my first rodeo

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First word on Urban Dictionary

The first word on Urban Dictionary is the word "the man" the definition is: The man is the head of 'the establishment' put in place to 'bring us down.

what was the First word on Urban Dictionary ?
The man

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first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them

It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

Wee [insert first name]

A small person named insert first name.

Example 1

Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...

Crowd: How small was he?

Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!

Example 2

Wee Frank is hella short.

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First Pussy Syndrome(FPS)

A condition which occurs with young males after they've had their first sexual intercourse with a particular woman and they become overattached with their first pussy. The condition often comes with feelings of extreme desperation and thoughts that he will never find a better one. FPS is often assoctiated with denial of common sense. Other related symptomes are: crying over the phone, stalking the pussy on social networks, loss of all self respect, etc.

Man, he wouldn't let her go, I think he has First Pussy Syndrome(FPS).

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First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

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