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Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

by Oh_yeah85 February 5, 2010

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Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.

You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.

by SeriousCarl February 5, 2010

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Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.

I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.

by Colberts Lover February 5, 2010

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canada's history

a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.

you " man a i gave the that slut a canada's history"
Your friend " thats so bicthen"

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2010

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canada's history

all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.

That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.

by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010

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Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.

We did Canada's History all night long.

by Bearssss February 5, 2010

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Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses

John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.

by colbertnationalist February 5, 2010

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