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Tristan Cannon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Cannon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021


Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021


Sex Cannon

Rex Grossman, former Chicago Bears Quarterback

He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman

by Cumfuckle October 15, 2021


cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021


PJ Cannon

A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.

That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"

by DavidSlave September 7, 2021


Cubsy Cannon

When you insert orbeezes into your cute cubsy and you proceed to fill it up until max capacity. Then you top it off and seal up the butt cheeks. Once necessary, release the seal and let the Cubsy Cannon do its work!

The other night we filled the Cubsy Cannon and shot them at our buddy, he had one hell of a night.

by Jelly in a Jarr July 16, 2024


rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016