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The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.
Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
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a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
When you jack off onto your carpet
“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “
Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.
John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.
Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage
(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed