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An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.
Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair
Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!
What a chair booty?
Her but looks so much better siting down dude!
A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.
“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast”
Move Some Chairs means to fight.
Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”
Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head
Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair