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When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive
Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!
A giant turd.
Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.
The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.
Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.
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When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.
When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.
"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."
Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...