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The stage before you get it in.
Veronicas here, matt's in chode mode.
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A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.
The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.
Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.
The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"
Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
Man, Battle Toads totally ripped off Battle Chodes...that's some bullshit.
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a chode that's width is equal to its length.
Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!
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The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.
"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."
"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"
"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"
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It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!
Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.
When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.
"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."