The Reason God Said Let There Be Light, He was Afraid Of Being In A Dark Room With Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sued MySpace For Taking The Name Of What He Calls Everything Around Him
The Reason The Tide Rises Is Not The Moon, It Is The Fact That Whenever Chuck Norris Is Around, God Pisses His Pants (For Non-Coastal Areas, This Is Also The Cause Of Rain)
It Is Widely Believed that Jesus Christ Was Chuck Norris's Stunt Double For The Crucifiction, Because Nails Can't Penetrate Chuck Norris's Skin
Chuck Norris Doesn't Shave, He Just Kicks Himself In The Face, Because Only Chuck Norris Can Cut Chuck Norris
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When one is forced out of a circle our group. When you are excluded outside of the circle of friends that is talking. You seem uncool and unpopular when this happens.
Hey yall' let me into the circle you are Chuck Norrising me!
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when something sucks so bad that if the situation were a person it would be willing to suck chuck norris' dick despite the obvious risks to both health and safety.
Dude 1: this game really sucks chuck.
Can also be used to describe a lame bar, ugly people, bad tests, and parents. This list is not exhaustive.
Not to be confused with the act of hurling chunks.
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To blow someone off. As if when you say hello to someone and they completely ignore you. I saw joe and said hello, but he chuck nolled me. From steelers head coach chuck nolled who refused to shake hands with a opposing coach and walked right past him.
As if when you say hello to someone and they completely ignore you. I saw joe and said hello, but he chuck nolled me. From steelers head coach chuck nolled who refused to shake hands with a opposing coach and walked right past him.
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The God himself. The almighty man of whom wrestled 100 bears whilst riding bigfoot as his bitch through a sea of tears made by crying, jealous, divorced men.
I saw a bright light, the most badass person to walk the planet and the one to save us from the terrors of clickbait youtube videos, Chuck Norris...
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Hey has Chuck been in anything lately?
Call Him Chuck Norris he can hear you and he will come for you.
Wait is the Chuck right there.
Were all going to die. RRRUUUUUNNN!!
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Chuck Is Everyone's hero
When Chuck Norris Wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris
Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does
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