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The Reason God Said Let There Be Light, He was Afraid Of Being In A Dark Room With Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sued MySpace For Taking The Name Of What He Calls Everything Around Him

The Reason The Tide Rises Is Not The Moon, It Is The Fact That Whenever Chuck Norris Is Around, God Pisses His Pants (For Non-Coastal Areas, This Is Also The Cause Of Rain)

It Is Widely Believed that Jesus Christ Was Chuck Norris's Stunt Double For The Crucifiction, Because Nails Can't Penetrate Chuck Norris's Skin

Chuck Norris Doesn't Shave, He Just Kicks Himself In The Face, Because Only Chuck Norris Can Cut Chuck Norris

by Kyler 420 February 17, 2008

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Chuck Norrising

When one is forced out of a circle our group. When you are excluded outside of the circle of friends that is talking. You seem uncool and unpopular when this happens.

Hey yall' let me into the circle you are Chuck Norrising me!

by McBeth Happycheeks June 27, 2011

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sucks chuck

when something sucks so bad that if the situation were a person it would be willing to suck chuck norris' dick despite the obvious risks to both health and safety.

Dude 1: this game really sucks chuck.

Can also be used to describe a lame bar, ugly people, bad tests, and parents. This list is not exhaustive.

Not to be confused with the act of hurling chunks.

by ZDPH May 7, 2008

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chuck nolled

To blow someone off. As if when you say hello to someone and they completely ignore you. I saw joe and said hello, but he chuck nolled me. From steelers head coach chuck nolled who refused to shake hands with a opposing coach and walked right past him.

As if when you say hello to someone and they completely ignore you. I saw joe and said hello, but he chuck nolled me. From steelers head coach chuck nolled who refused to shake hands with a opposing coach and walked right past him.

by peopleknowme July 13, 2014

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Chuck Norris

The God himself. The almighty man of whom wrestled 100 bears whilst riding bigfoot as his bitch through a sea of tears made by crying, jealous, divorced men.

I saw a bright light, the most badass person to walk the planet and the one to save us from the terrors of clickbait youtube videos, Chuck Norris...

by niknakpaddywak69 October 30, 2017

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Chuck Norris

God is Scared of Chuck Norris

Hey has Chuck been in anything lately?

Call Him Chuck Norris he can hear you and he will come for you.

Wait is the Chuck right there.

Were all going to die. RRRUUUUUNNN!!

by HAMMHAMMHAMM September 11, 2018

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chuck norris

Chuck Is Everyone's hero

When Chuck Norris Wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris

Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does

by the stead, November 23, 2007

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