What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.
Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.
The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson
Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday
When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service
worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.
Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.
When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!
Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.
When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.
Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.
That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.