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When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"
12 shots, usually taken in a short period of time. Can also pertain to gunplay, but usually associated with liquor
I can drink a clock of shots, and not even get a buzz. But give me two beers, and I'm done.
The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.
"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"
A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?