Porch Clown

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.

Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.

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Clown-shy

A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.

As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.

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clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

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Step on a clown

Farting

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?

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Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.

"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"

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Brown Clown

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)

oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.

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Clown Shoed

A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.

"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"

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