clown stomp

To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.

Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?

Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.

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Dead Clown

Mainly used in relation to depressed clowns but can also be used to describe circus acts with suicidal tendencies.

Trapeze Artist 1: "What's up with Dylan?"

Trapeze Artist 2: "He's having a real bad time at the moment"

Trapeze Artist 1: "You don't think he'll go Dead Clown do you?"

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Drama Clown

Drama Clown: A foolish, narcissistic, theatrical, immature, petty, impulsive person - who is overly emotional and a dramatic instigator. Will most likely start drama for no reason at all during inappropriate times. Usually wears too much makeup, hence the clownish appearance. Usually a female, but can also be a male.

Real life examples: Snookie, and most female celebrities.

Pablo's stupid girlfriend was being such a drama clown last night. She kept trying to fight with him during the middle of dinner because he ordered the tofu with mixed vegetables, instead of the pork fried rice. She wanted to split one order with him since she is so cheap. I'm going to tell him to ditch that drama clown next time we hangout.

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Porch Clown

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.

Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.

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Step on a clown

Farting

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?

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clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

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Clown-shy

A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.

As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.

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