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A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.
GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."
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Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.
-I really like Coldplay and U2.
-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.
An expression used to present your assumption that a person will be giving a blow job. Originates from the movie Good Will Hunting
You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000 feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off. And he turns to the co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.” So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like “hey hun, don't forget the coffee”
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"Coffee Shop Philosopher" - Noun - This is a label given to people who enjoy sitting in coffee shops and discussing philosophy. This ties into the common stereotype of philosophers and philosophy students alike; that they are coffee addicts. Other stereotypes of addiction include: cigarettes, cigars, pipes, alchohol, boring pamphlets, and marijuana.
Another associated connotation of Coffee Shop Philosopher is their subject of discourse. Generally they deal with existential or absurd(Ref. Camus) theories or discussions. Most Coffee Shop Philosophers are not well educated in philosophy in that they are more exposed to Modern and Post-Modern philosophical works, as opposed to Ancient or Scholastic thought. This generally limits discourse to Nietzche, Camus, Sartre, Simone De Beauvoir(For the female coffeshop philosophers), and a few continentals such as Kierkagard, and Heidegger.
Some use "Coffee Shop Philosopher" as a means of slander or jeering. When used in this way it connotes a certain level of authority of the person calling someone else a Coffee Shop Philosopher. Essentially they're insinuating that the one who is a Coffee Shop Philosopher is someone who only knows the tip of the iceberg of philosophy, or again they are insinuating the connotations listed above.
"Thraysmachus: Should we invite Aristophanes to the discussion?"
"Socrates: Nah, he's a Coffee Shop Philosopher."
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Generally in an office setting, when someone secretly tampers with the community coffee by sticking their penis in it. Most office coffee has been tampered with in some way and is still known as dick swirl coffee regardless of the actual method of tampering.
I can’t mess with the coffee in the office, that’s for sure dick swirl coffee.
Something that is incredibly awesome, great, or in any case very good. The term is synonymous to awesome sauce mccoy.
Woah, man! That was coffee grain mccain!
Yeah, it was awesome sauce mccoy.
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The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results
Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing
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