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College Millionaire

Someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. General characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking Jim Carrey and following the crowd.

College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!

Carpenter: ...Okay.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

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bearwood college

this is a poor excuse for a private school. it is a the bigest peice of poo i have ever seen in my life. mr ryle walks round with his almost skin head thinkin he owns the place. this skool is full of cheese!

in berkshire

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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Backup College

Backup College is a well-known school located in Chestnut Hill, MA. It is more commonly known as Boston College.

I got into BC, but I turned it down for Notre Dame.

Student 1: Hey, I need a good safety school in case Notre Dame, Georgetown, Villanova, and Fordham reject me. What's a good one?
Student 2: Have you looked into Backup College in Massachusetts?

by OyWithThePuddles July 8, 2008

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McMurtry College

The best college at Rice University by far. Our building pwns, as does our food. MUUURT!

McMurtry! What? McMurtry! Fuck yeah! McMurtry College FTW.

by Murt14 March 26, 2011

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community college

A place where you can get college credit for less money and then transfer over to a real college after you complete a bunch of required courses and then you get your degree.

Dumbass: "Pshh, community college is for dumb people, I go to a state school"

Smart Community College Student: "I'm getting the same credit for way less money, good luck with all that extra owed money on loans dipshit."

by tony acuna's mom February 21, 2008

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electoral college

The worthless piece of crap system that elected our current old white rich guy.

The electoral college is the most worthless piece of shit I have ever seen in my life! Look who it elected!

by JesusIsMyDaddy January 30, 2017

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portadown college

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.

Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

by The Lobbster July 26, 2004

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