A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.
"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"
An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.
Taylor: (removes headphones)
When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time
I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw
The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.
You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.
Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.
Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.
After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.